Bikemongers Happy Bottom Bum Butter
- Totally chemical free,100% natural ingredients.
- Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
- Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
- Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
- PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
- Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.
- Vegan as hell.
- Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
- Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
- 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
- Made in the UK
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